tinyorc

"No one quite understands the dark magics that hold my potato body together"

casgirl:

casgirl:

The thing is. I would eat the grapes. I would eat the pomegranate seeds. I would eat the Turkish delights. It doesn’t matter what the stakes are if you put a little plate of snacks out in front of me I’ll eat them.

If you sent me to an evil fantasy realm and told me that if I ate anything I would die a painful terrible death then set a charcuterie board down in front of me that would be it for me. Like it wouldn’t even be like a torturous internal struggle to not eat the cheese. I wouldn’t even need to be that hungry.

mxliv-oftheendless:

Sandman, “Calliope”:

Calliope: Violence is not the answer, Oneiros!

Morpheus: You’re right.

Calliope: Thank you.

Morpheus: Violence is the question.

Morpheus: And the answer is yes.

Calliope: ONEIROS NO—